There's an 8 mph wind blowing right now in the valley. It feels like the devil is breathing down our necks. It's so hot here my balls are permanently stuck to the side of my leg. It's so hot I think I could bake a cake in my car. Damn.

weather.com:

"AN EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR TODAY AND WEDNESDAY FOR ELEVATIONS BELOW 4000 FEET MSL FOR SOUTHERN NEVADA...EXTREME NORTHWEST ARIZONA AND SOUTHEAST CALIFORNIA.

A STRONG HIGH PRESSURE SYSTEM WILL ALLOW DAYTIME TEMPERATURES TO BE NEAR RECORD HIGH VALUES BOTH DAYS ACROSS THE AREA. THIS WILL RESULT IN AFTERNOON HIGHS APPROACHING 112 IN THE LAS VEGAS VALLEY... NEAR 118 ALONG THE COLORADO RIVER...AND BETWEEN 120 AND 125 IN DEATH VALLEY."