I'm in Kansas City today, visiting Neon. She told me to bring warm clothes because of the cold, and I know all about being cold, I grew up in Wyoming, but the problem is I now live in Las Vegas. I brought my warm clothes, but what passes as warm clothes in Las Vegas ain't gonna do shit for you in a real winter. Way to fucking cold here, unless you have fur on your nuts.**
at: 8:54 pm CST
Feels Like: -2°
*Here they say 'burr', in Mexico we say 'ay, cabron' which loosely translated means 'fuck'. Fuck!
**Lewis Black joke.