Like A Virgin

Wow!!! I was speechless for about ten minutes. Did you see the Fab Five in the audience? Even they got turned on by this. I'd heard the rumors about Britney and Madonna having a performance together but this really surprised me, in a good way. This was definitely the best VMA's in a long time.

Best performance: Duh, look above!
Best joke of the night by Chris Rock had to be the Olsen twins and R Kelly seating arrangment. Chris Rock was excellent as host. He kicked Fallons ass and the Wayans.
Biggest diss: Johnny Cash not winning something better than Best Cinematography in a video. At least male performer over Timberlake.